Lagos is Walking

We end a long month with bad news. The Coronavirus has been confirmed in Lagos, Nigeria.

Of course, it was always going to happen. In a nation where stupidity flows from the seat of power, there was no way to avoid this incident.

So here we are at the end of a month where Lagosians would be put through untold hardship with a virus on our hands.

Ban: Okada, Tricycle Riders, Police Clash in Ijora

It wasn’t unexpected that there would be a clash. The way the policy was implemented was wrong.

So on the first day of the month, those who had lost their means of livelihood decided to confront the agents of the state.

Sadly, they were unarmed.

Primero Transport Services Raises N16.5bn via Bond

Read this article while you search for a name related to a former governor.

Then the realisation hits you that the only thing you cannot take away from a coward is his fear.

School Pupil Killed By Stray Bullet As Transport Union Hijacks Okada Ban Protest In Lagos

Early in life, I learned that: “When two elephants fight, the grass suffers”.

In what was an unnecessary fight, a poor child lost her life.

Occupy Lagos protesters storm Eko Atlantic over Okada ban

This year the Occupy Lagos group decided to use the instance of the Lagos Marathon which held on the 8th of this month to protest.

Sadly, in a country that seeks foreign education for “Repentant” terrorists, being peaceful and productive will get you ignored.

The Implications of the Lagos Okada ban

I could say much on this topic but this article covers all that I want to say.

I have lost all confidence in the Nigerian state.

The absence of empathy at all levels of the society is appalling. The state is no longer a protector of lives or livelihoods.

Nigeria is a failed state.


Na To Kill Us Remain

People who fled Nigeria as economic migrants, will suddenly expect those who stayed behind in Nigeria to produce excellent work at their pleasure.

If it was so easy to produce excellent work in Nigeria, why did you leave?

Onye Nkuzi

The above quote summarizes my experience this month. Whenever something bad about Nigeria comes up, I always find that Nigerians living abroad bash Nigeria worse than foreigners.

Why do we hate ourselves to the point where we lack empathy for each other?

The news for the past week isn’t any better. This post was supposed to be out yesterday but life got in the way.

Amaechi Escapes as Kidnappers Attack Abuja-Kaduna Train Passengers

Proving that bad governance will kill everyone, the minister of transportation got attacked in the Rigasa train station.

Initially, the allegation would be denied leading to some back and forth online. Sadly, the aide to the minister would not leave Kaduna alive.

We are Africans. Out of respect for the dead, let it end here.

How SARS Man Pushed our Player to Death – Remo Stars FC

There is no Nigerian who has not been harassed by SARS. Sadly, a young man lost his life last week.

IMF Cuts Nigerian Growth Forecast on Coronavirus Oil Impact

The Nigerian economy already has its back against the wall with all the issues from last year.

Now the Coronavirus is threatening the Nigerian economy.

Due to the dependency on oil, the Nigerian economy will be hit by the situation in China.

As a result of this, the IMF has cut the growth forecast for the country to 2 percent.

CBN Forex Intervention Hits $43.5bn in 15 Months

Proving that insanity is the current government policy in Nigeria, the CBN has spent $43.5 billion Naira “Defending the Naira”.

Not building infrastructure or capacity for the future but simple playing the forex market.

It will only end in tears.

Inflation Rises to 12.13% the Highest in 21 Months

The aftermath of Buharinomics hit home in January when the inflation figures for the month of January were released.

Inflation has been on a steady increase since August when the borders of the nation were closed.

If the plan is to impoverish Nigerians, the current adminstration is on the right path.

Reps Order 400 Exotic Cars Reject Nigerian Brands

In Nigeria, the laws are for the week. So while Nigerians must eat foreign rice heaven forbid that our senators drive Nigerian cars.

Senator Introduces Bill to Create Agency for Repentant Boko Haram Members

If you kill, maim or terrorise Nigerians, the current House of Representatives has a plan for you.

However, if you say anything against the government in power, you will be “Vanished” by the DSS.

The Chronicle of the Green Car

How did the promise of a bright future become aborted?

This artist made a collection of drawings on Twitter. They reflect a deep and honest recollection of events that have led us to where we are today.

How will this end?


Your Days are Numbered

The Nigerian is conditioned to believe that the best will always happen. He’s not conditioned to prepare for the worst, so the worst keeps on happening – and he’s unprepared.

Here we are today.

Onye Nkuzi

The above statement is my feeling towards the entity called Nigeria. While being assaulted on every side, our leaders dilly dally on trivia.

The news from the country is melancholic as usual. Sometimes, I wonder why I even bother.

30 Dead Including Pregnant Woman and Baby in Nigeria Militant Attack

Last week, 30 people were killed in a terrorist attack. The headline says militant to cushion the effect but the attackers were terrorists.

The military in Borno state is not to blame. Were I a commanding officer in the Nigerian army, I would not be able to order my men to fight.

The attack happened the same day 1,400 repentant Boko Haram suspects were released.

Against that backdrop were I a commanding officer, I would order my men to stand down once it was 5 pm.

Northern Nigeria Accounts for 87 Percent of all the Poor People in Nigeria – World Bank

This headline comes despite all the years the South has spent carrying the North.

Despite all the years of quotas and special privileges, the North acts like an anchor dragging the rest of the country down to the abyss.

When those of us from the South express our opinions, we are shouted down.

Well, the truth doesn’t lie.

AU 2020 Summit

The AU 2020 Summit held this week. What is really tragic is the absence of African only spaces where we Africans can talk to ourselves without Asians or Europeans in attendance.

The only interesting thing was the admission by the United Nations that African nations are being sidelined on the Libya issue.

Bishop Kukah: Our Hypocrisy and Duplicity Have Caught up With Us

Bishop Kukah was speaking at the funeral of an 18-year-old Reverend Father in Training.

Residents Boo Buhari Boko Haram attacks Borno Capital

So the President returned from Ethiopia to visit the community where 30 people were killed.

On his way, he was booed. That same day, the capital was attacked. That tells you all you need to know about what the terrorists think about us.

International Flights to Lagos Divert to Ghana Due to Poor Equipment

As proof that bad governance will kill everyone, those Nigerians rich enough to afford flight tickets found out that they could not land in Ghana because the ILS (Instrument Landing System) at the Muritala Muhammed Airport was bad.

As a result, some airlines diverted their flights to Ghana. Proof that we must fix our nation or if we plan to go on exile never return.


Thus ends the sixth week of the year in one of the most dangerous countries in the world.

Have a great week.


Benin Expedition of 1897 – 123 Years Anniversary

My name is Ailende Truston Oiselenjakhian. I am an Esan man from Edo state Nigeria.

Today marks 123 years since the Benin Expedition of 1897. It effectively ended the reign of the Benin empire.

My ancestors would keep fighting for 9 more years. Until 1906 when they would finally surrender to the British.

My great grandfather would fight in that war his story becoming part of my family’s history.

Ojiemuada -> Iyoha -> Ailende -> Oiselenjakhian

That is my family line. I remember because he was one of the last to surrender.

Ironically, today Edo state is under invasion from the Fulani. It is hoped that the government will intervene to solve the problem.


The Federal Republic of Merry Go Round

Today’s victims were yesterday’s survivors and tomorrow’s victims would be today’s survivors. WHO’S NEXT?

Aisha Yesufu

As the week started, I really hoped that incompetence would not lead to tragedy.

Sadly that was not to be the case as the Lagos state government stood its ground on the ban of Okadas and Tricycles.

This post is a review of all the major events in the 5th month of the year in Nigeria.

Fulani Herdsmen have Taken over Urhonigbe Community

The video below was taken from Urhonigbe community in Edo state. I would be grateful if you share it.

Fulani Herdsmen have Taken over Urhonigbe Community

White House Owner Killed

One of the biggest evidence of state failure is the absence of law and order in a community.

The owner of White House a popular eating place in Sabo, Yaba was killed.

According to the report, he was killed because he reported a robbery at his house to the police.

The implication of this is that our security services have been compromised. This is one of the many instances that gives rise to jungle justice in Nigeria.

Transportation Master Plan

In a country that works, strategy documents are meant for the public like the case of Ottawa, Canada.

The much-touted Lagos Master Plan is nowhere in site leading me to believe that it is an audio document.

In light of the recent ban on Okadas and Tricycles in Lagos state, Primero Transport Services has raised a bond.

It is no surprise that the names in that article are from a family that has been in control of the state since 1999.

School Pupil Killed By Stray Bullet As Transport Union Hijacks Okada Ban Protest In Lagos

It was inevitable that the ban would be taken lightly. The backlash from the public meant that protest burst out across the state.

Most disheartening was the story of the girl who got shot. A totally avoidable situation if palliatives were put in place before the ban.

Bandits shoot down a Nigerian police helicopter in Kaduna

You know it is bad when bandits can down a helicopter near your country’s capital.

Atlas, that is where we are as a nation. This happened in an operation where the police claimed that 250 bandits were killed but no bodies were paraded.

Occupy Lagos protesters storm Eko Atlantic over Okada ban

Although the day coincided with the Lagos Marathon, Lagosians came out to protest the ban.

According to the organizers of #OccupyLagos, this is the first of many protests on the recent ban which is causing untold hardship on commuters in the state.

Eat the poor to save Nigeria: My political party manifesto

Let’s we end on a sad note, do consider this satirical piece on how bad government policies affect the poor.

And thus ends the fifth week. In a nation that has become reminiscent of one week one trouble, it was a long and tiring week.

See you next week.